THE GRAND PONYVILLE HOTEL By FurryLesbianArmy Cover: Our dearest Twilight and Pinkie are posing in pretty sexy underwear in front of a building, the two ponies have big scissors to inaugurate the hotel and give a pretty clear reference Starring: (Lots of Mares) Pages: ?/? Pg 1 Equestria is shown from above and a round graphic of 2 colors (pink and blue) where pink is greater than blue Twilight: (voiceover) Equestria, a place where 70% of its population are women and because of that, lesbianism is very high Twilight is shown walking around Ponyville talking to readers. Twilight: And it's not just a word, the actions justify it, just look at it. Many female MLP characters are practicing lesbianism. Ex: Aunt Holiday picking up Aunt Lofty and sharing a kiss, Fiddlesticks pins Beauty Brass against a tree and kisses her deeply Twilight: Oh! I forgot, I'll give you a message Twilight winks at the readers. Twilight: Ladies and I repeat...ladies, if you have a spare moment, Pinkie and I will wait for you between the last few pages.Pinkie appears opening the background as if it were a curtain and is surprised by what her girlfriend says Pinky: what? The last pages? Why? Twilight: Let the others have fun, we already had our own comic after all. Pg 2 A motel appears with the lesbian symbol and is called Mare-Belle-us Twilight: (voiceover) This is the famous Mare-Belle-us Mareellion hotel, known for its great lesbian sexual practice...or rather. will be known because... Mayor Mare cuts the tie implying that the hotel just opened today Pinkie: (voiceover) TODAY IS THE GRAND OPENING!!! Lyra, Vinyl and Minuette can be seen entering the hotel, as if they were "bros", talking about their girlfriends You can see how some guys (Sandbar and Gallus) want to enter Someone burns both boys from behind Twilight: (voiceover) THE ONLY RULE: NO COLTS OR STALLIONS ALLOWED! The one who burned the boys, it was Spike, Gilda grabbed the pony and the griffin and you have them suspended in the air, both she and Spike are disappointed in the young Pg 3 Twilight and Pinkie arrive at the aforementioned establishment, and are about to enter, well, Pinkie is the one who wants to enter Pinkie: How about we take a walk in the hotel? Come on Twi Twi I wanna see Twilight stops his girlfriend from entering. Twilight: Pinkie, wait a second, what about the readers? FLA: Wow, Twilight, Pinkie taught you how to break the 4th wall. Twilight and Pinkie look at the readers, Pinkie points at them and Twilight gets an idea. Pinkie: Right! There will be no problem for the girls, but how can we hide the boys? Twilight: I've got it! Twilight casts a spell on readers (Zoot Suit Daffy pose meme) Twilight: Changa dijo la Matanga Now they both enter the motel, still looking at the readers Twilight: Done. If they don't see them, they can't say anything Pinkie: Come on everyone, the girls are waiting for us!