Wanted for bank robbery: "Large Furry Animal"
Posted by Ringtailed Fox on Sat 7 May 2011 - 23:08 —
Edited by GreenReaper as of 23:23
Swedish newspaper Gotebors-Posten reports that police fired shots at a person wearing a costume, who held up a bank in a large shopping center in the city of Gothenberg late Friday.
A witness told G-P that:
A man in a monkey outfit, or similar, may have been a bear too, came running with security guards behind him. I thought it was a joke at first, a stunt, but then I walked past the bank and saw the shattered glass.
A burning car was discovered by police near the crime scene about an hour after the robbery. Investigations for the unusually-attired suspect are continuing, but he outran the officers at the scene and no arrests have yet been made. [via The Sydney Herald Sun]
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"Nice Monkey suit"
"Wise ass... rrrrrrrrmmm"
Is it bad that I thought of Isaac and Miria from Baccano! when I read this?
Anthrocon will soon be the place for mob bosses to co-ordinate bank robberies.
"If all mankind minus one, were of one opinion, and only one person were of the contrary opinion, mankind would be no more justified in silencing that one person, than he, if he had the power, would be justified in silencing mankind."
~John Stuart Mill~
Give this man a medal. He outran police officers in a monkey/bear suit. That's impressive.
This is going to make it hard for honest innocent furries from fursuiting if the local government gets worried and have tougher laws.
This is obviously connected to Saint's Row 3 somehow.
I'm trying to think of a good David Gonterman's "Foxfire" joke.
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